About This Game CONQUER THE BATTLEFIELD WITH SUPER-POWERED ABILITIES AND THE SKILL OF YOUR HOARDING!"SUPER DISTRO" is a hard-as-nails (Seriously, Who comes up with these idioms?) 2D platformer in the style of retro games such as Megaman, Super Mario Bros 2: The Lost Levels and other such rage-inducing classics. Taking "Difficult gameplay" to a whole new level - SUPER DISTRO is not for the faint-of-heart. You will die again and again. The weak need not apply - Only those who are determined to overcome impossible odds will find victory here and those are the rules of the land in SUPER DISTRO.In the words of a certain sour-tasting character from a popular television show: "We've have it all!""SUPER DISTRO" is hopefully unlike anything you've ever played before (We promise that's a good thing!) - Taking familiar staples of excellent games of yesteryear and throwing bucketloads of creativity and innovation (And wall-punching difficulty!) on top; You'll be delighted with the result! Everything has been loving handcrafted by a single guy (With a little help from his friends!) to make sure SUPER DISTRO a stupidly enjoyable, Yet rage-inducing experience. 7aa9394dea Title: SUPER DISTROGenre: Action, Adventure, IndieDeveloper:KITATUS STUDIOSPublisher:KITATUS STUDIOSRelease Date: 22 Jul, 2015 SUPER DISTRO Download With Crack Purchased the game for $0.09Idled while collecting trading cards.Sold cards for $0.12Would do again.. \u272a Best gameplay.\u272a Best graphics.\u272a Best music.\u272a Best optimization.\u272a Interesting storyline.\u272a Awesome character.\u272a Best localization.Money well spent.. The music makes me want to kill myself.... buy game for 0.09$leave it runningget cardssell cardsmake profitthug life1\/10 - thx for free money. I don't usually write reviews for games I have bought, but I feel I had to in this case, just to preserve your sanity!During the game's intro, it declares that it will cause people to 'rage again'. I thought it was a reference to difficult games, that are great, but can be frustrating at times, such as Super Meat Boy. This was probably the dev's intention, however, this was not why I raged!Simply put this a 2d platformer, and it seems there are a plethora of these going around at the moment. The genre is going through something of a revival, and there are loads of really cheap, and excellent games of this type thanks to indie developers.So why is this game so utterly bad? First off, there does not seem to be any controller support. In a game of this type, that is always going to be a major issue for me. So then I went into the options menu to try and learn the keys. Nope, there was no way to learn the basic controls, let alone change them! At this point I could see many red flags, before the eventual red mist.Next, the game starts. Graphics were poor, really basic, and uninspired. It made some genuine 8-bit games of old look pretty! Music was repetitive and very grating. Yet another factor to add to the overall miserable experience of this disastrous title.Then the ultimate kick in the balls. The gameplay...or sheer lack of it! Platformers of all ilk, live and die (no pun intended) due to their gameplay. A 'hard-as-nails' game, as this pupports to be, can be excused if it has fine gameplay, and the player knows that they died due to their mistake. It's what creates a kind of zen moment in platform games, when you zip along, with only your reflexes and guile to keep you going. Well, with atrocious level-design. clunky movement, and glitchy enemies, there is no gameplay whatsoever.Listen I know this game is cheap. That does not mean you should buy it. In fact I think the dev should pay us all for the mental anguish that this steaming pile inflicts on the gamer! Worst game I have played for as long as I can remember. Avoid at all costs. Trust me!. Admit it. You only came here because you wanted to see if "Overwhelmingly Negative" existed.. Pros: CardsCons: Game itself. This game is infuriating. The biggest thing that angers me is that 30% of the reviews are positive, either out of pity toward the one-man developer, or because they are gluttons for punishment.This game is not comparable to dark souls, megaman, or ghouls & ghosts. There is barely pattern memorization here. The real issue comes with control memorization. You shoot with E, you jump with space, you move with the arrows. This game has controls straight out of Windows 95, and at times looks and feels that way.The animations are horrendous, the music is so repetitive and bland that you WILL keep the volume down, and the wonky controls will make you quit this game ASAP.To those who said this was "difficult", no, it's not difficult. It's bad. There's a difference between a difficult game, and a poor game. To those who scream "Hey man, it was cheap\/free!", there are hundreds of free-to-play games on Steam right now. I would play every single one of them before I touched this game at it's base again.To the developer: You noted development on a hotfix in August. Here we are in November with nothing. I think your best bet is to scrap this garbage product and regroup with some better developers. Join a studio, or possibly take some classes to help better yourself for the next game you create. I'm not sure why your options menu was so lacking, and I'm even more confused how you had such little dignity to put your name on such a piece of garbage like this. I understand the indie world sucks, but you won't get anywhere by creating games like this.. I'm going to need therapy after listening to the music from the first level for 20 minutes.
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